He who laughs last didn't get it.

"i love you"
is eight letters long
but then again
so is
"bullshit"

*me, myself, i dont beleive that love is bullshit but i thought haha yer they do have the same amount of letters*

If you dont like it suck my left nut lol

Bend over and take it like a man

If Tylenal, duck tape, or a band aid can't fix it...you got a serious problem

haha this is so true :D

Something divided by cilantro!

I don't fail. I succede in finding all the wrong answers.

One thought tried to break through the open door of my mind, and faild

The Easter bunny wanted to play a trick on a rooster so one morning the bunny went in the hen house and switched out all the eggs with colored eggs The
rooster walks in and gets a funny look on his face and goes and beats the sh.i.t out of the peacock

In spanish class, the teacher said say a command in spanish...so i shout out

Hazme despues de la clase

having no idea what it means.. everyone bursts out laughing, and my teacher says "you just said 'do me after class' "

lmfao