Listen Ryan I know your wordplay is at its best when you're writing about dongs but nobody wants to read that. - Dan Hudson

Hey, they don't call me Wilson for nothing - uh, me.

Your like a dog fun and playful but can be a bit**

Twinkle, twinkle,
little s!*t.
Name one guy
you haven't f&&&ed.

Why do we feel safe under the blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

Come to the dark side we have cookies and *hot guys* <3

I need some advice on guys, or better yet i need a real man im sick of these playing ass boys who dont kno how to treat a damn girl. are there any real men damnnnnnn :P

Instead of having a bone to pick with me, why not have a pick to bone me with?

Quit shaking your head your gonna lose whats left of your brain

Spending 2 hours staring at you isnt a waste of time it's a little hobby of mine i like to call creatvie stalking

Instead of "lol", try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol". Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.