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I have realized that when you try to be funny, you're corny but when you say random stuff that wasn't meant to be funny, people laugh their heads off

Please tell your pants it's rude to point.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

My eyes are so beautiful bring a map if you want to look into them you might get lost.

Feeling like a ninja after watching an action movie.

I've learned so much from my mistake,, I'm thinking of a few more,,,,

Everyone is a hypocrite, except me.

"He is the Banana to my split"

Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster.(: