Always forgive your enemis, nothing annoys them more.

In the famous words of Coach Massanelli:

ON THE DAMN LINE!!!!

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when people type in their codes i yell 'got it!' and run away!

Live a little cause...

You cant be old and wise if...

you werent young and crazy!!!

Practice makes perfect but nobodys perfect so why practice!!!

If you cant laugh at yourself i will be glad to do it for you!!!

I agree with the dictionary:

Girls BEFORE Guys
Partying BEFORE Studying
Friends BEFORE Love!!

You can pick your friends,
You can pick your nose,
Try to pick your friend's nose with an M-80 and the police will question you...

"I love Doritos......sometimes...."

My ex, Carmen, on the phone one night

I am a swordsmaster, be-0tch - I will kick your a*s!