You can pick your friends,
You can pick your nose,
Try to pick your friend's nose with an M-80 and the police will question you...

"I love Doritos......sometimes...."

My ex, Carmen, on the phone one night

I am a swordsmaster, be-0tch - I will kick your a*s!

Remember, it's the people like me that make the rest of you normal...

"Bite my crust, wee-otch..."

From the Sci-Fi Channel version of Final Destination 2

I'm tight like spandex...

I would stop eating junk food, but I'm no quitter!

I am not random i just have many tho... oo0o0o0o0 SQUIRREL!!

We are so cool...

Ice Cubes are jealous!!!

OOOOO MY GOSH!! IS THAT YOUR FACE?????