You're wrong, You're so fricken wrong that you aren't even right!

-Something I said to my friend in a moment of just absolute and utter brilliance. ;)

I have the expertise, and the inclination, but sadly I do not possess the time. ;)

I'm glad he's pushing up daisies
-He is not pushing up dasies, he is DEAD!
It's an idiom
-You sir, are the idiom

What did the blondes left leg say to her right.absolutely nothing they have never met.

It takes 46 muscels to frown but only 4 to flip them the bird

I said hi
u said hi
ur mom said hi
BURN!!!
sorry, i must have hurt you bad, want an ice pack??

I didnt say it was youir fault.. i said i was going to blame you!

If volleyball was easy....... it would be football!

If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

Rememer my name hun... ul b screemin it l8r
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