My friend called me a snowman today…then he shot me with a hairdryer.

Isn't that a foil problem?

No.

Oh.

'cause it screams foil.

People Like You Are The Reason We Have Middle Fingers

If you can't think of a quote to write, do us a favor and not quote an unoriginal TV program.

Give praise to the weekend!!! And thanks to whoever carried me home from the pub last night…

"and as the pursuer you are the most *** damned pursuee I ever pursued!"
-Beufor T. Justice`

They may be taken but does a little fantasising hurt? * wink wink *

"Last night, as I lay awake looking at the stars I began to wonder, "wherever has the tent gone?"

So let me get this straight,
I am supposed to pay money for a dead tree, not be afraid of a fat guy in a red suit, and eat candy out of a sock?

Person 1- What would you say if I threw you in a river?
person 2- I'd say I'd have to throw you in first then run like hell!

-I said this to my friend, she is constantly playing those flipping "What if?" games!