You retard on tuesday!

( that counts for everyday)

Skinny people think they are fat

while the fat people know they are fat..

The worlds fat

so the skinny dont belong!

~*~Im Easy... Are You Hard?~*~

..::L.I.P.T::..

The evil penguins made me do it....

Somebody please pass the pickles

Have you ever stopped to think, and drooled on yourself...

Anyone can frighten people,
But it takes real talent to get a restraining order.

HERE LIES THE BODY OF MARY LEE,...

WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF A HUNDRED AND THREE,...

FOR FIFTEEN YEARS SHE KEPT HER VIRGINITY,...

NOT A BAD RECORD FOR THIS VICINITY!