~*~Im Easy... Are You Hard?~*~

..::L.I.P.T::..

The evil penguins made me do it....

Somebody please pass the pickles

Have you ever stopped to think, and drooled on yourself...

Anyone can frighten people,
But it takes real talent to get a restraining order.

HERE LIES THE BODY OF MARY LEE,...

WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF A HUNDRED AND THREE,...

FOR FIFTEEN YEARS SHE KEPT HER VIRGINITY,...

NOT A BAD RECORD FOR THIS VICINITY!

Got a problem with me?
Solve it!
Think im trippen?
Tie my shoes!
Can't stand me?
Sit Down!
Cant face me?
Turn around!

Here's a riddle 4 ya, a guy decides to kill himself, so he shoots himself, then hangs his ownself then drowns his self. how is this possible? (when the police arrived they found a picture)

When one door closes, another one opens.

Unless that door was nailed shut, in which case it would not open.