You don't have to admit that I'm right,
You just have to agree that you're wrong.

Im an Angel, only when im watched.

That's so gay, its gayer then two gay men kissing.

Make your parents mad, they ground you.

Make a stranger mad, they call the police.

Make me mad, and I'll shove snowballs down your pants.

It's your choice.

Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!

I'm not accusing you.
I'm just saying it's all your fault.

The condom says to the tampon.."I hate you!..you put off my job for a whole week!!" then the tampon says " How do you think I feel?? If you dont do your job right my jobs put off for 9 months!"

So stick that in your Juice box and SUCK IT!!

Have you ever seen the other side of me, well i don't think you want to!

Silence is golden, so shut up!