When life gives u lemons, make orange juice...and let the rest of the world wonder how da hell u did it

A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss aint a kiss,
without some tounge

I like your style,
i like your class,
but most of all
i like your #$$.

Sex is bad,
sex is a sin,
sins are forgiven,
so stick it in!

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
god made me pretty
what happen to you!

Just cuz your man ain't fcking you right, you dont have to call me gay.

Fruit Loops are just gay cheerios.

Gay man down!
Gay man down!

We've got a code rainbow!!!!

I LOVE SHOOTING STARS..................BRITNEY SPEARS IS NEXT IN LINE

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain