Im gunna tell ya a story about a guy named Bob.
Well he liked to play with knifes and he was a slob.
You better stay away from Bob or he will kill u deader than a door knob!

Dont judge a guy by his boxers..
Its what inside that counts!!

Im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence for something that happened yesterday

When life gives u lemons, make orange juice...and let the rest of the world wonder how da hell u did it

A peach is a peach,
a plum is a plum,
a kiss aint a kiss,
without some tounge

I like your style,
i like your class,
but most of all
i like your #$$.

Sex is bad,
sex is a sin,
sins are forgiven,
so stick it in!

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
god made me pretty
what happen to you!

Just cuz your man ain't fcking you right, you dont have to call me gay.

Fruit Loops are just gay cheerios.