If you were me..
Well you aren't so it doesn't matter.
HAHA FOR YOU.

Your the b**** that told the b**** that im a b**** you know what b**** it takes a b**** to know a b**** B****

y did the man cross the street?? he heard the chicken was a sltu

Can You Tell The Voices In Your Head To Be Quite Cause I Cant Hear Mine!

\"When life gives you lemons you squeez them into peoples eyes, duh!\"

In Spanish class:
Voice recording on tape: When you lose things, they're always in the last place you look.
My friend: thats because once you find it, you stop looking

LOVE ME OR HATE ME ITS STILL AN OBESSION...
(song lyrics that i love)

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

"I'm going to move to a warm climate....plant a palm tree....and name it after me."

"What is Walmart? Do they sell wall stuff there?"
~Paris Hilton~