Can You Tell The Voices In Your Head To Be Quite Cause I Cant Hear Mine!

\"When life gives you lemons you squeez them into peoples eyes, duh!\"

In Spanish class:
Voice recording on tape: When you lose things, they're always in the last place you look.
My friend: thats because once you find it, you stop looking

LOVE ME OR HATE ME ITS STILL AN OBESSION...
(song lyrics that i love)

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

"I'm going to move to a warm climate....plant a palm tree....and name it after me."

"What is Walmart? Do they sell wall stuff there?"
~Paris Hilton~

Im gunna tell ya a story about a guy named Bob.
Well he liked to play with knifes and he was a slob.
You better stay away from Bob or he will kill u deader than a door knob!

Dont judge a guy by his boxers..
Its what inside that counts!!

Im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence for something that happened yesterday