It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

"No overexerting yourself. This means keeping the things you do at a bare minimum. Oh, don’t whine—yes, you can still do the laundry! Gods, but you’re obsessive."

It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.

I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt

“Home sweet home is far from this dump.”

“It’s a control freak thing. I wouldn’t let you understand.” – S.H. Underwood.

“Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.” – Unknown.