My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here...

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

"No overexerting yourself. This means keeping the things you do at a bare minimum. Oh, don’t whine—yes, you can still do the laundry! Gods, but you’re obsessive."

It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.

I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

"A university professor set an examination question in which he asked the difference between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A to a student who answered: 'I don't know and I don't care.'" - Richard Pratt