M: The weirdest thing happened to me
C: Was it a dream where ur standing in sort of sungod robes on a pyramid & there were 100s of naked women screaming & throwing little pickles at u?
M: No...
C: Y m I the only 1 who has that dream?
Neal Israel

TED:My orders came through My squadron ships out tomorrow Were bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours Were coming in from the north below their radar
ELAINE:When will you be back?
TED:I cant tell you that. Its classified.
David Zucker

I'm not a complete idiot I just have some parts missing. I say as my excuse for everything and actually i am an idiot.

Have you ever wonder what goes in a guys head? Never mind dont wonder because you may find yourself in an empty room! Nothing thats exactly what goes on in their heads

STARS COME FROM HEAVEN
SMILIES COME FROM HELL
.....I DIDNT SAY THAT MY FRIEND DID AND IT WAS FUNNY

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum. -- Screw you and the horse you rode in on.
-Anonymous

THE DOCTOR: Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
-Doctor Who

Nunquam commoda homini lupinotuum pectinem crinalem. - Never lend a werewolf your hairbrush. -Anonymous

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. -Anonymous

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous