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Stressed backwards is desserts. Coincidence? i think not |
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A mans greatest embarrassment: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose... |
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You're dating my ex? Ohh.... that's cool... I'm eating this sandwich, you want those leftovers too?(; |
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What only hurts you can only make you stronger |
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Bang bang,chocho train whind me up and i do my thing, no resses pieces 7 up, mess with me ill mess you up! |
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All women can fly. When someone breaks our wings, we still fly; on a broomstick. Cuz we are just flexible like that! |
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Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine into your brain; and that is where shitty ideas come from. |
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Attention everyone! I'm sorry but no one can say my name anymore. It has been worn out. Someone was screaming it all night. I apologize for any inconvenience. |
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I noticed that my friends status said, "Stood on the edge of a cliff. About to jump". So I 'poked' her. |
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Lost my job as a suicide hot line operator today. Apparently, "I bet you won't!" is not an effective prevention strategy. |