Is it the eyes that light up your face,
if not the make-up but thats not the case.
You've a smile, and a mouth built for it,
To bad its always talking sh*t!
You walk around showing off your body,
But charging men money? Now thats just Shoddy!

"You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you."

How about never? Is never good for you?”

"Sex is like math
add the explorer
subtract the clothes
divide the legs and hope you dont have to mutiply

When someone says, "Come with me!" they're either a stalker or Micheal Jackson in disguise, with candy or what ever that got you going with him.

---Becky

I run with scissors............it makes me fell dangerous

Crap is a very dangerous thing, thats why we flush the toilet :)

"It doesn't tickle when I touch myself"

"Pledges are dumb Sir!"

Trespassers will be shot!
Survivors will be shot again!