|
"Sex is like math |
|
When someone says, "Come with me!" they're either a stalker or Micheal Jackson in disguise, with candy or what ever that got you going with him. |
|
I run with scissors............it makes me fell dangerous |
|
Crap is a very dangerous thing, thats why we flush the toilet :) |
|
"It doesn't tickle when I touch myself" |
|
"Pledges are dumb Sir!" |
|
Trespassers will be shot! |
|
Your attitude is bringing up the lattitude. |
|
I woke up hungry |
|
if i throw a stick will you run infront of a car? |