Ricky: Meg why u being sucha a b***h?!!!?

Meg: *looks around* do u see me barking??

haha u might not find it funny but u should of been there

Your as slow as a heard of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!!!!

Ms Muffet Who Sat On A Tuffet Eating Her Curds And Whey, There Was Spider That Sat Down Beside Her And He Said..."What's In the Bowl B*itch?"

Im a genie in a bottle youra tramp in a lamp.

I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.

Joke..

I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my panty hose on fire...

Laughter is the best medicine for heart aches even though you may feel bad you well soon feel glad

SCREW stacys MOM

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Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed

The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women

I was once charged for Assualt at a toy store. (Battery not included)