Its not my fault that im pretty god made me this away

I may not be fred flintstone but i sure will make ur bedrock.

The world is ending, but it's okay - I got a helmet.

Ricky: Meg why u being sucha a b***h?!!!?

Meg: *looks around* do u see me barking??

haha u might not find it funny but u should of been there

Your as slow as a heard of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!!!!

Ms Muffet Who Sat On A Tuffet Eating Her Curds And Whey, There Was Spider That Sat Down Beside Her And He Said..."What's In the Bowl B*itch?"

Im a genie in a bottle youra tramp in a lamp.

I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.

Joke..

I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my panty hose on fire...

Laughter is the best medicine for heart aches even though you may feel bad you well soon feel glad