SCREW stacys MOM

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Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed

The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women

I was once charged for Assualt at a toy store. (Battery not included)

Smile, don't worry, be HAPPY!!

People see it as the glass half full
or the glass half empty
im just wondering who the hell keeps drinking my beer

Stand On Your Own Two Feet

If your not standing your probobly on

the floor because someone knocked

you off your own two feet because you

stood on theirs.

You Can Never Stop Thinking

Cause You Are Thinking Not To Think

Jared Gallant~

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

On a dark pitch black night above the clouds, there is beautiful moonlight