Smile, don't worry, be HAPPY!!

People see it as the glass half full
or the glass half empty
im just wondering who the hell keeps drinking my beer

Stand On Your Own Two Feet

If your not standing your probobly on

the floor because someone knocked

you off your own two feet because you

stood on theirs.

You Can Never Stop Thinking

Cause You Are Thinking Not To Think

Jared Gallant~

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

On a dark pitch black night above the clouds, there is beautiful moonlight

On a dark sunless day, above the clouds it's gloriously bright.

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!