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  • The Emo Emu says, "If I had arms I'd cut myself."

    by Davnie
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  • WHAT CAN LIfeSAVERS do thAT meN caNT??

    COME in FIVE different FLAVORSSS
    :]

    by 07Ashli
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  • Got My Black Shoes,
    And My Rainbow Laces.
    Chunkin Dueces,
    All Up In Ya Faces.

    Hahaha. Me And My Friend Made That Up. Im Not Lesbian... Im Only Half. Lol. But I Still Like It!! Ohh Yeh.. I Got Mad Skills... Not Really.. But Yeh.

    by Mac
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  • "I'll try to be nicer when you try to be smarter."

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  • True happiness is seeing something that you've done, make someone else's face, light up with joy

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  • If u cant beat em....... u betta find a bigger stick^^lol

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  • When life gives you lemons...
    Stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!!

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  • Iam glad i broght my libary card. so i can cheak you out

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  • U know wut they say about a guy with bif feet right:).... BIg socks

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  • excuces r like but holes we all got em and they all stink

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