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  • A pretty gul can kiss a guy a bird can kiss a butterfly the rising sun can kiss the grass but u my freind can kiss my a55

    by ●||נ є ѕ ѕ ι ¢ α||●
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  • Your the 1 i come home 2 every night
    ur the 1 that saves me when i hav a fright
    ur the 1 that is always there
    ur my TEDDY BEAR

    LOL

    by Baybeeh
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  • The lights are on but no ones home...

    by Serendipity08
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  • If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
    I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
    IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
    Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven

    by Stuart
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  • Johns mom has 3 boys one named is jak1 and the other is jak2 what is the third childs name..give up
    John duh.

    by Stuart
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  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

    *i saw this on a t-shirt. i thought it was funny

    by simply crissyboo
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  • Grl: Will you remember me 2mrrw?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a wk?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a mth?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Will you remember me in a yr?
    Boi: Yes
    Grl: Knock knock
    Boi: Whos there?
    Grl: Liar you forgot me already!!!!

    by Yella
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  • A man can kiss his wife goodbye,
    A flowers can kiss a butterfly,
    Wine can kiss a frosted glass but you my friend can kiss my A**!!

    by dimitRAHH
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  • All you ever hear is 'pretty in pink' and 'pretty in punk' but do you ever hear 'pretty in purple' ? or 'pretty in pistachio'?

    -Im hungry at the moment lol

    by ღ.Total.Mess.ღ™
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  • I missed you, but my aim is getting better

    by bunnybritty
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