Dnt drink and drive
smoke and fly

My big sis made this up:

Poppin my collar makes the boiz holla

* one star

** two stars

*** three stars

**** four stars

=(*) me eating the star . . .

-yummmi-

Me = Holy sheep shit!!
you = holy sheep shit?!?! sheep shit aint holy!!
me = and?
you = umm...change of subject...how are you?
me = im one step above excellent

Guys really do think with their head... just not the one on top of their neck

Welcome to LOSERVILLE, USA population YOU

Im so cool, even the ice cubes are jealous

Strippers take ones honey not twenties

To forgive is a proof you are strong...
But ripping off one's head and have him eat it is proof enough too...

ii'M THE KiiNDA PERSON THAT WiiLL BURST OUT LAUGHING iiN COMPLETE SiiLENCE OVER SOMETHiiNG THAT HAPPENED ::YESTERDAY::