Men are like parking lots.. All the good ones are taken and the ones left are either to far or handicapped =]

"I see" said the blind man to the death woman sitting on the corner of the round table.

- Nicole

If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect why practice?

The way i see it do everything you want to do!
&& if its something you'll regret in the morning..
sleep late!

Im as confused as a ganster with a skateboard

YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION FOR BIRTH CONTROL

Whoever said ORANGE waz the new PINK waz seriously disturbed!!

She's a carpenters dream
Flat as a board, and needs a screw

I'm not smiling at you... I'm trying not to laugh

Sorry boys!! the only thing i blow are kisses