Its not the length, its not the size, its how many times you make it rise

The reason people like me need medication is becuase of people like u

All i want for Christmas is Santa's bad boy list

People will always talk about you...
So you might as well give 'em something to talk about!

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!

Opinions are like ass holes every body has one

Opinions are like a**h****..everyone has one..
-Unknown

Mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you they can't laugh either!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
But what happened to you?

The nice men are ugly...
The handsome men are mean...
And the nice and handsome men are gay...