People will always talk about you...
So you might as well give 'em something to talk about!

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!

Opinions are like ass holes every body has one

Opinions are like a**h****..everyone has one..
-Unknown

Mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you they can't laugh either!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
But what happened to you?

The nice men are ugly...
The handsome men are mean...
And the nice and handsome men are gay...

If the grass is greener on the other side water yours!!!

Was that a fat joke?

Maturety is boreing....