They always say 'nothings impossible'
but have they ever tried to dribble a football?

"I dont eat mole"

Do me a favor, drink this Red Bull, grow wings, and flock off.

Love is like food every body
loves and needs it
but it all turns to shit

You're right I'm not as good as you, I'm better!

Drink triple
see double
act single
cause if you don't remember
it never happened.. =]

You can't call a guy beautiful because thats like saying a women is handsome!

Hold my beer, while i kiss your boyfriend, cause he needs a real woman and not a girl like you.... so here: hold my beer

Why was the weeping willow sad?

because it was grounded

You can't spell wolf with out olf