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Come to the dark side, we have cookies |
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I can't pop a cherry, but i can make banana cream |
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This is the threat of an angry blonde: One of these days your going to wake up in a coma!! |
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FINE equals |
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It takes forty three muscles to frown, but only four to extend my middle finger and tell the person who pissed me off to bite me! |
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse! |
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One day you will find that perfect man and you will fall in love and marry each other...........turns out he's my cousin! WE'RE RELATED! |
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Half naughty, half nice, but you pay, the full price... |
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Save water...shower with me... |
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Pants give you cancer.... |