If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem

"this is a quote because i said it is"

"Wow..you actually called back this time...Does this mean I get to call front?"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

"Don't forget that while you are peeing in the shower....the shower is peeing on you."

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

I always tell the truth,
unless im lying.

I once dated a skateboarder
and he broke my heart
so i broke his board

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
And yet you are.
So very alone.

Pressure can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond- or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

Ii DoNT CaRe iF You PeoPLe TaKe oTHeRS QuoTeS/PoeMS, BuT DoNT TRY To CLaiM THeM aS YouR oWN.. You'Re SuPPoSeD To Be PoeTS, MaKe THeM uP YouRSeLF, aND iF You Do Re-PoST SoMe oNe'S QuoTe/PoeM, GiVe THeM THe CReDiT..
XxX
LoNeLY. . .