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  • "Don't forget that while you are peeing in the shower....the shower is peeing on you."

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • I always tell the truth,
    unless im lying.

    by Kayla
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  • I once dated a skateboarder
    and he broke my heart
    so i broke his board

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  • The harder you try, the dumber you look.

    by Alicia
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  • If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
    And yet you are.
    So very alone.

    by Alicia
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  • Pressure can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond- or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

    by Alicia
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  • Ii DoNT CaRe iF You PeoPLe TaKe oTHeRS QuoTeS/PoeMS, BuT DoNT TRY To CLaiM THeM aS YouR oWN.. You'Re SuPPoSeD To Be PoeTS, MaKe THeM uP YouRSeLF, aND iF You Do Re-PoST SoMe oNe'S QuoTe/PoeM, GiVe THeM THe CReDiT..
    XxX
    LoNeLY. . .

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  • APPLe XxX CoRe

    iTS HaRD CoRe aND iT KeePS THe DoCToR aWaY

    aLL CReDiT GoeS To
    BiG BeNNY - Ya MuM'LL LoVe Me

    XxX
    LoNeLY. . .

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  • Madness doesn't always howl.
    Sometimes it is the quite voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

    by Alicia
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  • Elephant: how come you have two b.o.o.b.s on your back?
    Camal: thats funny coming from someone with a d i c k on their face

    by 07Ashli
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