*boy talking to a bi-polar girl.

*girl-omg!!! i miss you!!!!

boy- i miss you too!!!

*girl- NO YOU DONT!!!!!FUUUCK!

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any just to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

What the deal with those little candy bars? They say "fun size" on them. That's not fun size. No a candy bar the size of a truck. Now that's fun size!

GAH! =]

this is an A B conversation so C your way out of it before D and E F you up G wasnt that funny?

DON'T DRINK AND DIAL
(call a friend, not an ex)

--My awesome new shirt--

Do u have alot of junk in ur trunk?
Yeah I got alot of junk in my trunk
Sometimes I think my boyfriend wouldn't date me if I didn't
U got blankets, jumper cables and first aid box

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem

"this is a quote because i said it is"

"Wow..you actually called back this time...Does this mean I get to call front?"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©