Im not a stalker...just an over protective friend

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But boys and girls, that is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. :)

-Johnny Depp-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Most people learn from observation, and then there are those who learn from experimentation. and then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it's hot.

Behind every good man there's a good woman and behind her another man looking at her ass

If at first you don't succeed cheat repeat until caught and then lie

"patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace. put 'em together you get a happy face...ting...:)"

-josh ortega-

Ive got PMS and a gun.......
now what was it you wanted to say?

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love.....it never seems to last

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

My firsh drowneded...:'(