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  • If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then lets get wated and have the time of our lives

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  • Just because she's blonde does that make her dumb! Can you tell the difference between Giorgio and Armani?

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  • Cu cu ca chew

    by sarah
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  • Im not a stalker...just an over protective friend

    by Akane
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  • Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But boys and girls, that is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. :)

    -Johnny Depp-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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  • Most people learn from observation, and then there are those who learn from experimentation. and then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it's hot.

    by Ana
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  • Behind every good man there's a good woman and behind her another man looking at her ass

    by Ana
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  • If at first you don't succeed cheat repeat until caught and then lie

    by Ana
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  • "patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace. put 'em together you get a happy face...ting...:)"

    -josh ortega-

    by kArMiLa
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  • Ive got PMS and a gun.......
    now what was it you wanted to say?

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