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  • Even though you think your dead. Keep your head up and go to bed!!!

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  • Dear Auntie Em-

    Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.

    Love,
    Dorothy

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  • Are you stoned, or just stupid?

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  • Are you into casual sex, or should i dress up?

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  • "I'd rather be fat and eat good food, than be skinny and eat nasty food"

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  • °everyone has a photographic memory...but some are just out of film°

    by Rachel
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  • Inside me there's a skinny little biznatch trying to get out. I can usually shut her up with cookies though.

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  • When the doctor got done with your boobs did he happen to put a off switch in

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  • Dont hate the Game hate the player because deep down he knows that hes no good !!

    by Tanya
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  • Wuts living if you never pull ur shorts down and slide on the ice

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