Love is like Caffine, Its great till it wears off!

In order for myself to get food, I was forced to walk all the way down the hallway... I think I lost a pound or two!

I don't go for looks, i go for personality.
take it this way, if i went for looks, you wouldn't even be my friend!

Tight ass jeans u wont see me in a adidas suit..now your chick can put a thong on but she still wont look this cute

Q..How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A..None they all sit in the dark crying about it!

If ur hungry,go eat sumthin
if ur thirsty,go drink sumthin
if ur tired,go to sleep
but if u need a man,hoe stay away from mine!

This is what my friend said after her and her boyfriend got in a fight:

Love Blows The Penis I Dont Have!!

I laughed so hard!! OMG it was great

Me, fail english? Why, that's unpossible!

This is sad but true, n one day it could happen to you.
you'll open your eyes n realize...
that our toys are much better than boys!

Blah, Blah, BLAH

You Bore Me!