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  • Tight ass jeans u wont see me in a adidas suit..now your chick can put a thong on but she still wont look this cute

    by MiSZ ALAiNA
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  • Q..How many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A..None they all sit in the dark crying about it!

    by Unknownsolider
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  • If ur hungry,go eat sumthin
    if ur thirsty,go drink sumthin
    if ur tired,go to sleep
    but if u need a man,hoe stay away from mine!

    by Lynnette
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  • This is what my friend said after her and her boyfriend got in a fight:

    Love Blows The Penis I Dont Have!!

    I laughed so hard!! OMG it was great

    by Sierra
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  • Me, fail english? Why, that's unpossible!

    by EveN iN DeaTH
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  • This is sad but true, n one day it could happen to you.
    you'll open your eyes n realize...
    that our toys are much better than boys!

    by ashley
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  • Blah, Blah, BLAH

    You Bore Me!

    by Perfect Failure
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  • The definiton of a good sportmanship is comming home after your horse wouldnt load on the trailer he bucked you off in warmup and came in 18th out of 20 in his hunter class but all you can say is "damn! we did a good job!"

    by ishkabibble
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  • If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?

    by .Sugar.Bebe.4-20.
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  • "there is no sound sweeter, no sound grander, than that of laughter. the noise the heals the body, mind and soul."

    by Kaisha
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