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  • The definiton of a good sportmanship is comming home after your horse wouldnt load on the trailer he bucked you off in warmup and came in 18th out of 20 in his hunter class but all you can say is "damn! we did a good job!"

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  • If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why can't we run around naked?

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  • "there is no sound sweeter, no sound grander, than that of laughter. the noise the heals the body, mind and soul."

    by Kaisha
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  • It ant no thing but a chicken wing

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  • Next time you feel like you are all alone, just remember, there are 1000 other whiney kids just like you!

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  • Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out." "mooooo"

    by Ashlee
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  • The squirrel did it.

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  • If you think i\\\'m a biotch wait till you meet my mother

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  • School
    Sucks
    So
    Study
    Safe
    Sex

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  • Me= *eatting ice cream*

    Friend= Hey Fatty

    Me= HEY?! I'm not fat!!

    Friend= Than what are you?

    Me= ...Pleasantly Plump...!!

    by Kitten
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