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  • It ant no thing but a chicken wing

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  • Next time you feel like you are all alone, just remember, there are 1000 other whiney kids just like you!

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  • Have you ever wondered how we got milk? What makes a person decide, "Hey I think I am gonna go over to that cow and pull on those things hanging down and drink whatever comes out." "mooooo"

    by Ashlee
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  • The squirrel did it.

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  • If you think i\\\'m a biotch wait till you meet my mother

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  • School
    Sucks
    So
    Study
    Safe
    Sex

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  • Me= *eatting ice cream*

    Friend= Hey Fatty

    Me= HEY?! I'm not fat!!

    Friend= Than what are you?

    Me= ...Pleasantly Plump...!!

    by Kitten
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  • Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilted and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

    by Tiana
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  • If I could run through a field of flowers into my own arms - I would.

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  • Smart girl...hair twirl
    Shaking ass...Best class
    baby of fire...your desire..
    sexy smile...worth your while
    laid back...cant handle that
    care free...look and see
    im where im at... im who i be

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