Girl: okay! WHat is your deepest darkest secret?

Boy: I was born with two buttholes

All Moanday. Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday. Shatterday.

Of the thirty - six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best.

When life hands you a lemon. say. "oh yeah, i like lemons. what else ya got?"

Today i am herpes free

My body is a temple now get on your knees

My a hole is so tight that when i fart i call dolphins

Mace just makes me hornier

Sometimes i pee when i laugh

I still think lindesy and nicole are fat