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  • Girlfriends will make you eat fancy food and dress you in nice cloathing.... but the ones that play Halo2 with you.... are keepers

    by Drew
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  • My Girlfriend Stole my remote.....
    15 bucks For her head

    by Drew
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  • Men.....
    We Got Guns

    by Drew
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  • Whats happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice...?

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  • If u define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, triping and falling and begging for mercy, then yes mr.brave man i'm a coward

    by jaimie
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  • Sometimes i ask myself "why me?what have i don to deserve this?"

    then i say to myself,"oh right....."

    by jaimie
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  • "violence is not the answer, although it does make you feel better 99% of the time"

    by whitney
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  • If you cry I cry
    If you laugh I laugh
    Ill go anywhere with you
    But dang you jump off that bridge
    Im gonna miss you

    **forgot what quote this really was.. cant thing of it.. grr... welll i did my best so heere ya go*

    ~4ever

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  • She's like 7/11, always open

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  • Tonight We Fly. Tonight We Dance. Tonight We Together, Will Kick Ass!!

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