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  • Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilted and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

    by Tiana
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  • If I could run through a field of flowers into my own arms - I would.

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  • Smart girl...hair twirl
    Shaking ass...Best class
    baby of fire...your desire..
    sexy smile...worth your while
    laid back...cant handle that
    care free...look and see
    im where im at... im who i be

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  • Girlfriends will make you eat fancy food and dress you in nice cloathing.... but the ones that play Halo2 with you.... are keepers

    by Drew
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  • My Girlfriend Stole my remote.....
    15 bucks For her head

    by Drew
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  • Men.....
    We Got Guns

    by Drew
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  • Whats happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice...?

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  • If u define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, triping and falling and begging for mercy, then yes mr.brave man i'm a coward

    by jaimie
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  • Sometimes i ask myself "why me?what have i don to deserve this?"

    then i say to myself,"oh right....."

    by jaimie
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  • "violence is not the answer, although it does make you feel better 99% of the time"

    by whitney
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