You said
"Go to Hell"
but I can't, really I'd love to meet you there, but unfortunately...
I have a restraining order

Id like some baked potato with my cheese!!

You can call me a loser you can call me a freak but look down deep your ugly and your cheap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its true that man came before woman, but a rough draft always comes before a good copy.

Remember amateurs built the Arc, and proffesionals built the titanic.
-Anonymus

"I am outta here like a fat kid in dodgeball"
```````my buddy jason from work

My hair {{smells}} like *{shampoo}*

LoNeLY. . .
XxX

Once upon a time it happend to me the cutest thng it could ever be and that was you i

Haiku Destruction

Haiku
Bless you.

"I slept w/ the carpet and all I got was this stupid rug burn"