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  • Its true that man came before woman, but a rough draft always comes before a good copy.

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  • Remember amateurs built the Arc, and proffesionals built the titanic.
    -Anonymus

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  • "I am outta here like a fat kid in dodgeball"
    ```````my buddy jason from work

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  • My hair {{smells}} like *{shampoo}*

    LoNeLY. . .
    XxX

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  • Once upon a time it happend to me the cutest thng it could ever be and that was you i

    by SAM
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  • Haiku Destruction

    Haiku
    Bless you.

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  • "I slept w/ the carpet and all I got was this stupid rug burn"

    by Meg
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  • Everything there is to something
    To every tear there is laughter, to every hate there is deep love, to everyone there is a story to it. To every sadness there is happiness to it.

    by Naj
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  • I dropped a tear into da sea the day i find is da day i stop loving u

    2 Macca

    by chloe
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  • I love Macca yes i do
    hes 4 me n not 4 u
    if by chance u take my place
    i'll get my fist n slap ur face

    i love you my baby boi Macca

    love from your baby gal Chloe

    by chloe
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