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"My fox racing symbol looks real! Yours looks like a...MOOSE EATER!" |
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Blondes may have more fun but as least brunette's remeber it the day after! |
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WHOOOSE!!! |
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Guess who's gonna get u tonite! |
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Go kill yourself its fun! |
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Yo home slice i killed yo hampster! my bad! he tried to eat me! lol (i know its stupid but its funny!) |
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I'm not a loser. I just never win. |
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When Chuck Norris goes swiming he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris |
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Always drink apple juice, because OJ kills. |
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RaWR!! ii HaVe {GReeN} eGGS aND HaM, ii HaVe {PuRPLe} PeaS aND **SPoTTY** SPaM |