When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have yourself a little party

TWO THINGS TO REMEMBER NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE POOL:

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.

&

Hit strangers with your wet towel.

Were you in a car accident or were u just born that ugly?

Music is who i am, not what i do, its in my blood, i mean if you cut my arm a note will probably fly out!
*Ne- Yo*

I'm proud. I did my morning excersises today. Up and down, up and down. and then I did the other eyelid.

I promise you i will either live forever...
or die trying!

U want me i want choclate lets see u will win.

Hey...hey...HEY!!!! you guys!!! like....OH MY GOD!!! i'm SUCH a GANGSTER!!! lol

Please tell your pants its not polite to point!

Raising a kid is like nailing Jell-o to a tree.

When life hands you a BAD QUOTE...

STOP EFFING REPEATING IT!!!

Thank you :)