Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either.

Don't play stupid with me.... I'm better at it!

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

In general the male race suxxx. In recent events I found that men no longer exist.
Seriously.

Guy: my dad loves his bike more than me
guy2: thats not true
guy: he wrote it on my birthday card

When you smile... I will know you're plotting something that i must be involved in :D

A good friend will bail you out of jail..
A best friend will turn to you and say.."let's do it again"

In 2010 the U.S Gov. will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you.. Love you. Be strong. Take your cranyons.

I don't walk into things, they are drawn to my amazingness!

I dont like getting buzzed,
thats a teaser to me.
i like getting flat out blown,
and not playing games with the weed.