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Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! |
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What can you lose but you know where it went? |
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A piano might fall on your head but it also might not and in the meantime you never know, something nice might happen |
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If you have come here to b**** you have wasted 98% of your time so i suggest you use the remaining 2% to find the door. |
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My level of sarcasm is in proportion to your level of stupidity. |
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If there's no reliable eye witnesses and no conclusive forensic evidence, I had nothing to do with it. ;) |
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Right U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. so then How many fish do you have left? Stop counting u retard. Fish cant Drown you idiot. |
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250 MILLION Sperm...And YOU"RE the one who made it?? Really?? |
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. |
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Men are like... Blenders. You need one but your not sure why. |