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  • I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

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  • Omg today i was running and a snake was in the middle of the path i all most had a heart attack !

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  • Don't you just LOVE that? Doesn't it just make you all warm and fuzzy inside?

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  • The average Australian eats 10 pounds of chocolate a year, unfortunatly a lot of it goes to waist.

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  • If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything!

    by Kelly
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  • Why is it you can tell someone thiers a million stars in the sky and they believe you but if you say something has wet paint on it the have to thouch it to see!

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  • If i had a joint for every time i heard that

  • Sex drugs rock and roll weed speed and birthcontrol

  • What the hell is a metcalfe?

  • (pig)-I bet hes not even a wolf
    (wolf)-oh thats it u got me im a poodle i just havnt been to the barber shop in a while. lmao!

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