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The average Australian eats 10 pounds of chocolate a year, unfortunatly a lot of it goes to waist. |
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If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything! |
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Why is it you can tell someone thiers a million stars in the sky and they believe you but if you say something has wet paint on it the have to thouch it to see! |
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If i had a joint for every time i heard that |
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Sex drugs rock and roll weed speed and birthcontrol |
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What the hell is a metcalfe? |
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(pig)-I bet hes not even a wolf |
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Do you ever think when someone points at their wrist when asking for the time if they just happen to point at their crotch when asking where the restroom is |
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Ignore the guy; LOOK at the chocolate! |
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I've found Jesus-He was being the couch the whole time. |