Do you ever think when someone points at their wrist when asking for the time if they just happen to point at their crotch when asking where the restroom is

Ignore the guy; LOOK at the chocolate!

I've found Jesus-He was being the couch the whole time.

Jealousy is a terrible disease... Get well soon!

SPONGEBOB: "And then we're gonna party 'til we're purple!"

PATRICK: "YES!!! I love being purple!"

Contrary to popular belief:

CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES NOT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE.

Call me a drama queen...

...and I'll jump.

-the N

FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE:

YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN.

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"...and you STAY in that corner young man. Until you agree that youthful idealism is a BAD IDEA!"

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Yes I DO use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.