Jealousy is a terrible disease... Get well soon!

SPONGEBOB: "And then we're gonna party 'til we're purple!"

PATRICK: "YES!!! I love being purple!"

Contrary to popular belief:

CHANGING THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOES NOT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE.

Call me a drama queen...

...and I'll jump.

-the N

FOUR OUT OF FIVE DOCTORS AGREE:

YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY IS BROKEN.

www.toothpastefordinner.com

"...and you STAY in that corner young man. Until you agree that youthful idealism is a BAD IDEA!"

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Yes I DO use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

Valentine's day:

like we really need another day of the year to feel like sh*t because we're single. thank you effin' hallmark.

I'm rad, you're rad,

*LETS HUG*

:)

ATTENTION:

Due to *lack of interest*, tomorrow has been cancelled.