Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What the hell happened to you?

Im so sick of you being fake... Why dont u just be urslef and get baked

Mary had a little lamb,
She called it little Ralph.
Now its burning In the field,
Because of foot and mouth.

Practice safe eating.....
ALWAYZ use condiments.

Your Mama is so FAT when she sat on the train she invented the SUBWAY!!!!

I'm loved by some,hted b many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty

Im so cool
i shit ice cubes

Hate
love
f**k

well whats the diffrience they all have 4 letters?

WINNING ANIT JUST A HOBBIE IT IS A WAY LIFE

Your so ugly
the producers of pimp my ride
wanted to make a new show
PIMP MY FACE