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  • Seth: You know something, don’t you?
    Ryan: No. No, I don’t. Don’t ask me.
    Seth: Dude, I’m a man in a desert, I am dying of thirst and you have a Thermos full of Kool-aid, come on, give me a sip!

    --- the oc

    by jennyx3
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  • Man: erm do u fancy going out on a date

    woman: sorry i dont date outside my species

    by gucci
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  • At the end of the day............its time to sleep

    by gucci
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  • On the other hand,
    you have different fingers

    by gucci
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  • A day without sunshine is lyk......you no........
    night

    by gucci
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  • Everyone has a photographic memory,
    some just dont have film

    by gucci
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  • I said 'no' to drugs.........
    but they just wouldnt listen

    by gucci
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  • Have you ever stoped to think,
    then forget to start again

    by gucci
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  • What is a free gift
    arnt all gifts free.

    by gucci
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  • "Oh My Jesus,
    Kelseigh You Blood Vessel
    In Your Eye Just Popped." LoL

    I Love You Kelseigh!

    by Roxanne
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