A real friend will come bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting beside you saying "dang, we screwed up."

Stoners Live,
And
Stoners Die,
In thee end we all get high.

Anything is possible with ductape.

I saw your face as I was dreaming, that's why I woke up screaming.

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

PEOPLE LIKE US ARE THE REASONS WHY PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED MEDICATION!!

You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lolly pop!

For a guy life is like soccer,
Protect your balls and score!

Not mine too but i luv it

i thought that i had wavy hair
until i shaved, INSTEAD
i found that i had straight hair
and a very wavy head

Not mine but

theres an eyeball in the gum machine!
right there between the red and the green
lookin at me as if to say
u dont need anymore gum today