I saw your face as I was dreaming, that's why I woke up screaming.

Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

If you were dust…

I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

PEOPLE LIKE US ARE THE REASONS WHY PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED MEDICATION!!

You're about as useful as a cock flavoured lolly pop!

For a guy life is like soccer,
Protect your balls and score!

Not mine too but i luv it

i thought that i had wavy hair
until i shaved, INSTEAD
i found that i had straight hair
and a very wavy head

Not mine but

theres an eyeball in the gum machine!
right there between the red and the green
lookin at me as if to say
u dont need anymore gum today

Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head

I love my mom
I hate my dad
now ain't that sad!!

Blondes may do it better
But brunettes don't have trouble remembering it the next day. =P