Lets take off our clothes streaking is always fun!!

Your mama so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphibedical order

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipes and chains excite me, so tie me up and throw me down and show me that you love me.

~when my sister told me that one i just couldnt resist putting it on here for other people to read~

Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

haha...im just shitting you!
its you dummy!

Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until your friends see u doing it.

A fool says in his heart "there is no God" a wise man says it to everyone!

Satan eats cheez wiz!!!

Crack monkey! That funky junkie!

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

I told your boyfriend that he was gay and he hit me with his purse **LMFAO!!**