Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

HOWEVER

the roses are wilting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head

I love my mom
I hate my dad
now ain't that sad!!

Blondes may do it better
But brunettes don't have trouble remembering it the next day. =P

Lets take off our clothes streaking is always fun!!

Your mama so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphibedical order

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whipes and chains excite me, so tie me up and throw me down and show me that you love me.

~when my sister told me that one i just couldnt resist putting it on here for other people to read~

Its not you its me im telling you the truth...

haha...im just shitting you!
its you dummy!

Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until your friends see u doing it.

A fool says in his heart "there is no God" a wise man says it to everyone!

Satan eats cheez wiz!!!