I didn't trip, I was just testing gravity.
...It still works

What's this thing you call normal?
Is it contagious?
OMG!! Don't touch me
I might catch your normal!!

I applied for a job in a mental institution, they said i need to log 24 hours with a retard, You wanna kick it tomorrow.
....I got crayons

Stop walking as if you have a ego to fallow

This Is This Cat
This Is Is Cat
This Is How Cat
This Is To Cat
This Is Keep Cat
This Is An Cat
This Is Idiot Cat
This Is Busy Cat
This Is For Cat
This Is Forty Cat
This Is Seconds Cat

Now Read the THIRD word only! :D

I love your make-up. LOL. Jk. It looks like you got gang banged by Crayola.

Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!

Yes I act like a princess, but that's what my name means right.

Even after Tuesday the calender says, W T F S S M
W T F S S M= What The F*&% Somebody Shoot Me

If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school..
Beautiful.