Your so annoying that when I asked you to shut up, you thought I was striking a conversation.

" You're mental." Muttered my best friend.

"Why thank you, I think you're interesting too." I grinned back at her.

Do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you, If we cantaloupe, Lettuce marry; Weed make a swell pear! Don't squash my hopes and dreams!

Were you just dissing Canada?
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits.

I applied for a job at a mental institution. They said that I need to log 24 hours with a retard. Wanna kick it tomorrow? ..I got crayons.

YOur PrETTY FacE is GOinG tO hELL! ^^'

I wish I was an octopus , so I can hug more people at a time.

Cookies as big as frisbees. Muffins the size of flower pots. Bowls of pasta so deep, your fork can barely find the bottom.

Don't tell me you're still wondering on where your diet went wrong.

Ii hate it when im making a milkshake and the boys just show up in my yard = ]

Can we be facebook freinds?! I promise i wont stalk you anymore.