Other Funny Quotes

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  • You're about as many as Brokeback Mountain.

    by Natalie
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  • You laugh now.
    but will you be laughing when i crawl out from underneath your bed? o.0

    ... i got this from my friend's shirt one day.

    by Natalie
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  • I didn't know that drinking too much
    would get me drunk...?

    by ChiquitaLuv
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  • I'm sugar and spice and everything nice ... so bite me.

    by Diabolic Atrocity
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  • DORKS MAKE ME HORNY!!!
    lol

    by Cari Allen
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  • What do you call a prostatute with her hands down her pants...........

    SELF-EMPLOYED
    I think it's funny....

    by Brandi
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  • That would be so cool if that was on every game. Even Care Bears. 'Cause that way they could jump off the ramp and explode and they would DIE!

    *My bro said this when we were driving a car simulator*

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • 24 houres in a day....24 bear bottels in a case coincidence??? i think not

    ma friend told me this

    by Hanley
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  • If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard n make it worth it

    by ..::Angel of your darkness::..
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  • "Why do they sterilize the Leathal injection needle when they're going to kill the victim any ways?"

    by CrimsonInHumanBlood
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