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  • For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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  • I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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  • Old English-Aut viam inveniam aut faciam-I will either find a way or make one

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  • Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

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  • No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.

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  • “Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?”

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  • A fisherman's walk: three steps and overboard.

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  • Ok i was skating at the strip and heared a guy say this

    "pimping hard someones got to do it"

    i laugh so hard i fell off my board then he chased me

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  • Picture it as romeo and juliet ....diference is you die and i dont care!! =]

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  • Most meaningful and powerful TWO-letter-words-sentence:
    "if it is to be, it is up to me."

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