"Not all optimistic people are what they seem!" -Christy Cowdry

At the beauty pageant.

Host : " U all are winner tonight! "
U : " Then where are the award & prize for the rest of us ? "

Ive Got that Honke Tonk Badonk A Donk

"You can't see something unless it's there."

The prize that werewolves get from capsule machines are VERY different than the ones we get.

Nothing kills Zombies faster than stuffed bears

"guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people"

NoBody's Perfect,
You're NoBody.

I like your style
i like your class
but most of all i like your ass

I had an opinion, but I forgot what it was.