Girls are cute
Girls are sweet
Girls are everything nice
So why do guy hurt us?

I'm not quiet, I'm plotting.

Curiosity killed the cat,
But satisfaction brought it back!!

I don't think it's possible to fart and burp at the same time

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

What ever tickels your pickel... :)

Dodge even the name says avoid it

If you cant ford it dodge it

"Don't stick your finger in your hole and it won't hurt."

Don't drink and drive - you could spill your beer!

Too good to be mine, but still hilarious. Congrats to the inventor - whoever you are.