You are so fat that when I say it's chilly outside you grab a spoon.

People ask me, why are your writings so dark, I tell them, I could try to write happy poems... but then again, I could also try to join NASA...
-Nonya

"You know it aint the beauty....It's the BOOTY"

For Sale: Parachute, never opend, used once, small stain.

"Sex is good,
Sex is funny,
Some people have sex for money,
So if you think that sex is funny,
Screw yourself and save your money."

Some of the things u gays say i have tom tihnk clean thoghts,clean thoghts:clorox,windix,mr.clean.............ect.

that came from my friend and i thought it was cool

(this isnt mine but i like it) I REFUSE TO VACUME UNTIL SEARS MAKES ONE I CAN RIDE. I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE

I'm not Japanese as you can see....

"When people say that Im evil I reply that Im not, I have the heart of a little girl and I keep it in a jar on my desk so there."

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
B i TCHY is contagious,
So I think you got the flu!